All hail Her Majesty, Romana Didulo, Queen of Canada!
You might think of her as strange. After all, many times she dresses in men's suits and wears her hair cropped short and spiked, very butch. The fact is though, she is, by her own proclamation, the Queen of Canada. You might even think it is odd Canada has a queen who is a Philippine immigrant, but hey, it is a progressive country.
Indeed, that all seems a little, let's say, off, however you will have to admit, despite the odds. she can shake down your average dim bulb for some, if not all their money. According to VICE, an online news organization, it happened to a Canadian couple named Corey and Daisy. They refused to let VICE use their last names for a couple of reasons and considering how Romana played them for saps, one can hardly blame them.
It would seem Her Majesty prefers not to use her personal bank accounts for cash in flow and disbursements. Instead when she solicits donations--and at last count since March she has received over $140,000 in Canadian dollars--she has them sent to the accounts of followers like Corey and Daisy. Didulo has access to the accounts and can spend the money without the account holders permission, or knowledge. Apparently all goes well for a while, but invariably, like many governments across the globe, the Queen eventually succumbs to the need for deficit spending.
Corey and Daisy, who claimed to have dropped out of the cult, say their account was closed because they have, according to the bank, become an "unacceptable, risk." Despite opening a new account they say their kids' government subsidized education fund is gone. That would be over 50 grand worth.
Romana, of course, has moved on to new sets of rubes who finance things like a $300 a night hotel room on the off chance Vlad Putin shows up for a meeting. So far the Russian President hasn't made the trip, possibly because he is losing a war he started for no good reason. Besides, it's never a great idea for a dictator to go overseas during a time of crisis, because the powers that remain might not let him come back.
Whichever the case you still have to pay for the room, plus the RV Romana is either renting, or in the process of buying, depending on the source. The RV being necessary because of the extended tour of her realm she has been on since early this spring. The tour allows the Queen to meet her subjects in shopping center parking lots and the like. Reports are the crowds she commands number in the tens, wherever she goes. All cash donations go straight into her pockets.
In August she shared a fund raising video with her 58,000 followers on Telegram. It featured none other than Roger Stone, one of Don Trump's hit men. Stone, who was last seen holding a strategy meeting with the leadership of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers on Jan. 5th, 2021, said in the clip, "Romana this is Roger Stone. I know you're on a mission to expose the Deep State and epic corruption in Canada under little Fidel (Cañada's PM Justin Trudeau). I want you to know that many people across the globe appreciate what you are doing in the fight for freedom and liberty and all that is good. God Bless you."
Stone later told VICE he, "had no memory, or record of fundraising, by, or for this person."
That's up for debate. Stone does admit the video might be real. Somewhere out there on the internet there is a site called, Cameo. It is an app on which people can pay cash hungry celebs, famous, or infamous to record personal messages. For example, if I had the cash and he needed some pocket change, I could pay George Clooney to show up online to say something like, "Hi, Sid, this is George Clooney, I just wanted to tell you how much I love, Ghost Shirt Papers. Good luck with it." Don't look for that video any time soon. I have a suspicion George's idea of pocket change is my notion of a life savings.
However, let's get back to the subject at hand. Mr. Stone actually has a Cameo account that he sometimes uses to pick up some spare coin. And he says someone, "may have told me what to say," without him realizing who, or what he was endorsing. What he vehemently denies is a second video which seemingly shows him soliciting money for Didulo, then promising to match every donation received.
Brother Stone screamed enough the video has been deleted from Telegram. Obviously if Roger doesn't get a cut, no one does.
The royal tour, however rolls on. VICE is reporting Didulo is taking her act to the wilds of northern Canada. And while $142,000 Canadian doesn't seem like much when you compare it to the cash Donald Trump has dragged in it is a bunch for someone who started out her reign in, "a pigsty attic apartment." According to Corey and Daisy, that is where the Queen of Canada was living when they first met her in person.
It is unknown whether Her Majesty will continue to claim home utility bills have been outlawed and still advocate for the assassination of health care officials who distribute the Covid vaccine. What we do know is the money will keep coming in. That's a given, because, as P.T. Barnum said, 'There is a sucker born every minute."
Yes, even in Canada.
Hail to the Queen.
9-30-22
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