Romana Didulo is personally a woman of mystery. Her base of operation is Victoria, British Columbia. Estimates put her age at 50 something, but apparently only she knows for sure. Just as only she knows if she immigrated to Canada from the Philippines, or if she is native born and of Filipino descent.
Publicly it is an entirely different story. On the preferred internet hang out of all things QAnon, Telegram, she is considered an influencer and has amassed over 70,000 followers. She carries the title, which she gave herself, Romana Queen of the Kingdom of Canada. She is serious about that. According to her Queen Elizabeth is actually dead and has been for years. Presumably she had to step in to fill the void, at least when it comes to Canaada.
So hey, all hail the Queen.
A while back she urged her followers to kill any and all healthcare workers who were attempting to give children the Covid-19 vaccine, She later expanded that, calling on her subjects to arrest all traitors trying to enter the country, including those at airports, sports venues, and other public gatherings so they could be held until their execution either by firing squad, or hanging.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police decided the Queen was going a little too far at that point. They reportedly escorted her from her castle to a local hospital for a series of mental competency tests. Her Majesty was released because, according to her, the doctors found me, "not certifiable."
Earlier this year Romana issued a couple of royal decrees on Telegram. Number 23 declared water bills in Canada were now illegal. Number 24 said electricity had become free. Both urged her followers to stop paying for water and electric.
As you can guess Canada's utility companies didn't get either memo. And because there were some rubes who actually believed Romana's bull shit a number of people began losing their services due to non payment.
A few sent her messages asking her what to do. Her response so far has been to state those bills are illegal and sent out by, "robots." She adroitly avoided offering advice on how these idiots could get their power and water turned back on without paying past due amounts and the penalties they've incurred.
Despite this turmoil, or perhaps because of it. the Queen has moved on. In her latest YouTube video she announced President Joe Biden has asked her to mediate between the United States and Russia in regard to the situation in Ukraine.
Maybe Biden did, but it is highly doubtful. Let's face it, you don't ask for someone's help then not offer them transportation to the therapy session. We know the President didn't because in the video the Queen asks for someone, anyone, including the Canadians themselves, to provide her with a plane and military escort to whatever site is decided upon. So far no offers have been forthcoming.
Indeed, it would seem the cryptic Queen of Canada has been stymied in her effort to bring us world peace simply because no one will give her a ride.
Well what do you expect when we not only don't know her place of birth, or age, but almost certainly--unless we're dealing with a coincidence of cosmic proportions--her real name.
As one internet critic of hers points out, if you re-arrange Romana Didulo and use the correct spacing you will discover the letters spell out, "I am our Donald."
At last report I am our Donald is touring her kingdom in a rented RV paid for by her loyal followers. It is unknown if she is accompanied by a military escort.
Yes it's nice to know while the United States might own a controlling interest in lunacy, we still don't have a monopoly on it.
5-19-22
Let's send Canada our Donald, so they may double their pleasure. Wait a minute, shame on me, I hold the Canadians in higher regard than that!
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