Michael Protzman is a wild and wacky guy. No, really--we're talking about seriously wild and wacky in every possible way.
He owned a demolition business in Washington state, but it went into bankruptcy a while back. Around the same time he jumped onto the social media site, Telegram where he started to make statements and predictions that even the late, Amazing Criswell would describe as fantastical bullshit.
When last seen he had organized a rally in Dallas, at Dealy Plaza where he predicted either John F. Kennedy, senior, or Jr, or both would appear and declare Donald Trump as the true President of the United States of America. When neither of the Kennedy's showed up he and a number of his followers adjourned to a Rolling Stones concert where a few of them claimed to have met the deceased Michael Jackson who was also attending, although incognito.
This week brother Protzman made news by getting a couple of his videos deleted from YouTube. The two videos, titled, "The Jesus Strand," announced to one and all that Mr. Trump is the nephew of the late, unlamented, Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini.
To some this might seem an odious connection, but according to Protzman, all is good because Benito was actually a decent guy. In fact he invaded Ethiopia and Libya simply to improve the living conditions of the natives. Not to mention the whole alliance with Hitler thing was okay because the Nazis were really innocent people who were just defending themselves from the dark and devious plots of the Jews.
Protzman explains the Don and Benny connection this way. Jesus and Mary Magdaline had four kids who went on to leave a slew of descendants. Among them were the no show Kennedys, George Patton, Abraham Lincoln, Mussolini, and yes, Donald John Trump.
These descendants, he says, are being hunted down like dogs by the Rothchild's, Rockefellers, and Illuminati through their DNA which has been obtained during Covid-19 testing.
While some might think Mr. Protzman is a true mystic, he has proven himself a blue collar sort of dude. In 2019 he was popped by the cops on charges of domestic violence and false imprisonment after he refused to let his wife leave their home. During a scuffle with responding officers he maintained the police had, "no authority over him." The home was subsequently foreclosed on.
Well, shit, as they say, happens.
So why are any of us concerned with this piece of human flotsam? Maybe because those two videos had over 300,000 views before they disappeared. Or because, depending on which source you read Protzman's Telegram channel has anywhere from 11,000, to 100,000 followers. He also has a web site which doles out financial advice, but only after you sign a non-disclosure agreement.
Mull that over for a bit as we all thank the good Lord for the internet.
Indeed, what a world it would be without it.
1-11-22
I worry about how characters like this can draw such a large following. How can this be? It's simple, just tell the mob of angry, frustrated people what they want to hear, no matter how outrageous it may be. But, there is hope, and I have a story for your next blog should you wish to pursue it. While on a pleasure cruise in the Carribean not long ago, I saw Hitler and Elvis eating breakfast in a Venezuelan cafe. Bizarre, but you do believe me, don't you?
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