An attempt to take over a part of a NATO member state by another NATO member state would be a political disaster. it would end the world as we know it...
Donald Tusk, Prime Minister of Poland
The problem being, of course, is that might be exactly what Donald Trump wants. At this moment in time it sure seems like it. Indeed, it increasingly looks like Trump is attempting to divide up the world into three super states controlled by three presidents for life. You know, like the world envisioned by George Orwell in his novel, "1984." Trump gets Oceania. Putin runs Eurasia. While Xi controls Eastasia. That's right, three happy Presidents for life owning their respective parts of the globe.
There are some catches to that grand plan, however. No one else on this blue ball, with the possible exceptions of Xi and Putin, want any part of it. That includes every NATO ally, the Ukrainians, the island nation of Taiwan, certainly the Japanese, the South Koreans, and probably the North Koreans. We can also throw in everyone south of the Rio Grande and south of the equator in the Pacific. In fact, the vast majority of Americans think the idea stinks.
El Donald, while remaining insistent on carrying out his first step to create Oceania--the takeover of Greenland, by force, if necessary--has been met with fierce domestic resistance. CNN commissioned a poll conducted by SSBS. It found 75% of Americans oppose a takeover of Greenland, while 25% think it's a keen idea. Among democrats and independents who lean toward voting democratic, 94% are opposed to a takeover. Close to 80% of independents who say they don't lean toward either party were opposed to it. Knowing Trump, he'll probably write off those numbers to mass Trump Derangement Syndrome. The number which might grab his attention though, are the 50% of republicans and republican leaning independents who are also against any sort of takeover.
That's a lot of, as Mr. Trump likes to describe internal party opposition, RINOs. No matter what he calls them, the anti-invasion sentiments run deep. Yesterday Nebraska republican Congressman, Don Bacon said in an interview that if the President orders American troops to invade Greenland, "It would be the end of his presidency." Bacon added, he would, "Lean toward voting to impeach Trump," if he gave the order.
After meeting with American Vice President J.D. Vance and Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, the Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs, Lars Rasmussen described the talks as, "frank"--which is diplomatese for, we got into a big ass argument. According to Rasmussen the end result was, "We agreed to disagree." By the time press conference was over, Rasmussen basically told the media, Americans have had military bases in Greenland before and they're welcome to have them there again. But there is no way in hell America will, "own," Greenland. Greenlandic Foreign Minister, Vivian Motzfeldt told the press simply, "We don't want to be owned by the United States."
As these words are being typed, the Danes have begun sending troops to Greenland. The French, Germans, British, and Swedes have also sent either small units, or military officers to serve as observers and liaisons.
Earlier this week, Donald Trump--a well-known congenital liar--said, "Greenland is covered with Chinese and Russian ships all over the place." Sweden's Minister of Defense, Pal Jonson dismissed the claim as, "an exaggeration." Greenlandic authorities insist it has been well over 10 years since anyone there has seen a Chinese war ship.
However, it might not matter. All this jabber about national security and Russia and China might be just a cover for another, far more Trumpian motivation. After all, the initial reason for the Venezuelan intervention was drug trafficking. Then it was removing Maduro because he was a socialist son of a bitch who had facilitated, "the killing of millions." By the time Maduro landed in New York we all knew the truth. Trump never cared about the drugs, or who was running the day-to-day shit in Venezuela. (He let Maduro's VP stay in office, even though she's as much of a socialist as he is.) In the end, it was just about the oil. They had it and Trump wanted it.
Now it turns out, Greenland could contain vast reserves of unexploited rare earth minerals. The sort of stuff the tech manufacturers need to keep pushing out their magical electronic devices. The Sort of stuff China currently has a lock on. It all could be worth billions to someone who controls the island--someone who doesn't mind fucking up its environment forever by extracting it.
Why yes, that does sound like just the type of job for our man, Donald J. Trump. It not only adds to his fabulous wealth, but it also has the happy benefit of diverting everyone's attention away from the Epstein miasma and the continuing nightmare in Minneapolis.
Well, you never know with Don Trump. Creating a geopolitical dystopia and committing larceny on a grand scale are both within the scope of his talents. Let's face it, even though the guy is as crazy as a bed bug on acid, one way or the other, he usually gets whatever he wants. And, as we've learned, he always wants more. It's the nature of this particular beast.
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