Jo Jorgensen and the Libertarian Conspiracy

Our boy Don Trump showed up in Florence, AZ this past weekend to whip the faithful up into a frenzy. Estimates are there were about 15,000 of his fans there. Trump, as always, seemed impressed by the number. He even claimed there was a 25 mile long line of cars outside, waiting to get in. To him it was further proof he couldn't have lost the 2020 election legitimately. 

Admittedly 15,000 in attendance sounds like a lot during a mid term election year. Unless, of course, you realize in 2020 there were 3.92 million registered voters in Arizona. 

During his harangue The Big Orange Guy expanded his conspiracy accusations to Georgia, Michigan, and even the January 6th failed coup in Washington. According to him the national media is scared to report, or show the actual size of that mob, as if sheer numbers legitimizes what they tried to pull off.

According to media reports, which are easily accessible, the pre riot crowd on Jan. 6th of last year numbered nearly 80,000. Again, an impressive number, but not quite the 250,00 people on hand to hear Martin Luther King's, "I have a dream," speech.

Yes numbers are relative and despite claims of nefarious Chinese ballots made of bamboo paper and voting machines there is another set of figures Big Don and his yahoos never mention. Donald Trump lost AZ by a little over 10,000 votes. One of main reasons he lost the state had nothing to do with mythical democratic operatives. It was all the fault of Jo Jorgensen. 

And who, you might ask is Jo Jorgensen. Well, she would be the 2020 presidential candidate of the libertarian party. On election night while everyone was looking at the vote totals of Trump and Biden she scored 51,465 ballots of her own. Even the mathematically challenged Trump has to realize that number makes up more than the difference between him and Uncle Joe.

And the libertarian plot goes deeper that fateful night. Trump lost Georgia by over 12,000 votes, Ms Jorgensen received more than 62,000. In Wisconsin, the difference between Trump and Biden was 11,279, Jorgensen won the hearts and minds of over 38,000 cheese heads. 

While Mr. Trump wouldn't have gotten all those libertarian votes it is pretty safe to assume he would have received the vast majority of them. Let's face it, most libertarians aren't inclined to vote for those big government loving socialist sons of bitches the democrats routinely nominate. 

That's right, El Donald can scream fraud all he wants, but the truth is he lost three key states, not because of devious democrats, but rather the presence of Jo Jorgensen and the libertarian party on the ballots.

Man, ain't that a bitch.

1-18-22