In particular we look forward to the to the expeditious completion of the Gordie Howe International Bridge which will serve as a vital economic link between our two countries.
Donald J Trump, President of the United States in 2017
Right! Full speed ahead on that brand new bridge over the Detroit River, linking Michigan and Ontario. After all, the United States and Canada will be friends forever. The two nations are separated by the longest military free border in the world. We make cars for each other. We have sports teams playing in the same professional leagues. We've been brothers and sisters in arms. Hell, we drink each other's whiskey and beer for God's sake.
Well, at least we used to.
Then along came the second Donald Trump administration. Suddenly the shit he pulled the first time around feels like odd and simple-minded eccentricities compared to the full-blown insanity we are dealing with now.
On Monday, Trump took to social media and wrote in part, "I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we've given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the fairness and respect that we deserve." In another part of the post, he wrote, "With what we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset." Trump also claimed there weren't any, "American products," used in the construction of the nearly completed project. Predictably, he blamed Barack Obama for that, making sure he included the former President's middle name, Hussein, in the line.
Trump's latest Presidential message begs a couple of legitimate questions. First, why is he saying these things? Second, what the fuck is the crazy old bastard talking about in the first place?
The answer to the first question is pure Trumpian. Up until now the only existing cross-river link connecting Detroit and Windsor, ONT has been the Ambassador Intentional Bridge. It is privately owned by the Moroun family of Michigan. Shortly before Donald Trump went onto social media, Matthew T. Moroun had a nice chat with Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick. (Yes, the same guy who, after years of claiming he met Jeffrey Epstein only once, admitted he later had lunch with him on Epstein's twisted version of Fantasy Island.)
The subject of the meeting between Moroun and Lutnick hasn't been reported. The New York Times, however, has reported that afterward the Secretary hopped on the phone with his boss. That's when Trump went all anti-Gordie Howe International Bridge.
Since the Moroun family is worth billions. A chunk of it comes from a couple of duty-free gas stations attached to their bridge. Therefore, we can assume a second bridge will cut into their profits. (The family has been opposed to the project from the beginning.) Knowing our man Donald as we do, we can also assume he was made an offer he just didn't want to refuse. Besides, he is still mad at the Canadians for not wanting to become Americans. Not to mention they had the gall to start negotiating trade deals with the Chinese after Trump began slapping tariffs on everyone.
Answering the second question is painfully simple. Not only is the President of the United States nuts and a pathological liar, but he thinks we are all idiots who either don't or can't read. We, the United States, haven't given the Canadians anything. They are paying to build the bridge all on their own. Both Canadian and American construction crews have been used to build it. American steel has been used in the construction. And--we already own half the damned thing. From the start the plan has been for Canada to recoup half the cost of the bridge through tolls. Once that happens all revenues will be shared equally by the two countries.
Just in case all those unhinged lies in Trump's post didn't convince all of us he has gone, how shall we put it, one step beyond, he offered us this bit of further proof. While he was complaining about the possible Canadian trade deals with China, the President added this dire prophecy: "The first thing China will do is terminate ALL hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate the Stanley Cup."
It is unclear at this moment which is more frightening--that we elected this demented old coot a second time, or that he has access to the nuclear launch codes.
sic vita est
2-12-26